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Wednesday, July 11, 2012

What Beth is really doing on her month sabattical #60 GBE2

Just another day in Bethsville. Blogging, creating juicy tales is what gets Beth up in the morning. Most don't know that each morning when she takes breaks from her writing, she is calling the local jazz station. Beth is persistent and tries to win cash prizes, trips, anything that could take her away for only little while from her structured life.

Sitting in her three season porch with her cup of coffee, she heard the phone ringing in the house. Running to grab the phone she was greeted by a gentleman named Scott. Hi is Beth there? Well, it depends on who this is, giggling followed. I am Scott, the Promotional Manager at the local radio station. Oh, yes then, I am here, what did I win Scott? Beth could feel her legs giving way under her as she heard the best name ever Johhny Depp. 

Beth, you are the lucky winner to win the fly away trip with Johnny Depp on his secluded island. You will be there for one month, just you and Johnny and the photographers.You will fly out tomorrow on Delta for one month all expenses paid. Crack----@#@#

Beth opened her eyes and wondered what had happened. The phone lay on the floor next to her. Then she remembered, OH MY GOD, I won a trip with Johnny Dep. Miracles do happen. Johnny......................